Blamed again....

I was having a great morning until I was accused of chewing the tag out of my Mom's dress slacks.
OK, they were on the end of the bed,  I was resting next to them. Does that mean I was the one who made the hole in the slacks where the tag was? Personally, I think it just fell onto the floor - all wet and frayed.  Guess I'll just take a nap til she forgets and lets me out of here.